You've all no doubt seen those Lindt chocolate bunnies they're selling for easter? Innocent chocolate goodies, right?
That's exactly what I thought. Imagine my pleasure when I saw a VERY cute bell in Co Op wearing a yummy chocolate bunny. I thought "OOoh, how vey special!"
Of course I am, and will always be, a mithering git tho, and would never have paid 3.99 for the privalidge of it. (or learning how to spell) Ben and Rach came to my aid, purchased the bunny, and all was good. Until I got it home. it then proceeded to tantalise me, to tease and flirt to within a hares bredth of my senses! scroll down for the full erotic story!
Get some tissues ready tho. i still wash myself compulsively, but can't get rid of the filth it made me feel.